Jennifer's Blog
Friday, September 02, 2005

PMS


PMS-Please move, sucker

PMS-Pissing me severely

PMS-Pass me some
(fill in the blank...it will probably help)

PMS-Pills make sense

PMS-Push my system (to overload)

PMS- Pass My Shotgun

PMS- Psychotic Mood Shift

PMS- Perpetual Munching Spree

PMS- Puffy Mid-Section

PMS- People Make me Sick

PMS-Provide Me with Sweets

PMS-Pardon My Sobbing

PMS-Pimples May Surface

PMS- Pass My Sweatpants

PMS- Pissy Mood Syndrome

PMS- Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

PMS- Potential Murder Suspect

Do you ever feel like the older you get, the more PMS you feel? I do!!


Jennifer at 6:20 PM

7 Comments:

Blogger Jennifer said...

MIdnightscribe,
That made me laugh about your husband burying you in the backyard.
I think my husband sees it coming and warns me. I don't even know until I'm right in the midst.

3:25 PM  
Blogger Ron said...

Midnightscribe - please confirm that your late husband isn't in heaven as a result of your PMS.:)

3:48 PM  
Blogger Lynne said...

Jen, that is so funny. *snicker snicker* Did Paul come up with some of those??? :-)

10:28 PM  
Blogger Yvonne Parks said...

hmmm...I don't get PMS.

*eyes darting side to side*

12:59 PM  
Blogger Jennifer said...

Yvonne,
You know where liers go right?


Straight to Washington, DC

6:33 PM  
Blogger Jennifer said...

Lynne,

I actually started off with making them up myself...........well, then after 5 of them, I was spent.
So I found a site that had some more.

Thank you Lord, once again for the internet.

6:39 PM  
Blogger N said...

I was snickering throughout the list until the last one then burst out laughing. Good thing I didn't have a beverage in hand... or mouth. :)

11:44 PM  

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